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You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. The site features the “best” dad jokes found on the net, which might come in handy for your next match. I’m talking about the more elusive mom jokes, which are a little bit more clever than those dad jokes. Some of these you may have heard of, some of these might be new, but trust me, they’ve been going around Tinder for quite some time.. Give a joke a try and it will definitely sound more clever than the average “Hi” or “Hello.” You’ll be happy you did. Tell us your best funny Tinder pick-up lines in the comments below.

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Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

It really is a no-brainer to learn a few decent pick-up lines.

People like to laugh, there’s no two ways about it.

I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen Do you smoke pot? Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

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